Human Janitor, security guard, repairman, orderly, gardener, and, seemingly, every other staff position in Snappy Acres.

Age: Unknown

Height: 6' 3 "

Weight: 195 lbs

Likes: Helping people, a good hard day's work.

Dislikes: Self disrespect, injustice, and giving up.

Friendly and personable, Gordon is everything a facility like Snappy Acres could want in an employee. In ANY Employee, for that matter. He unexplainably seems to fill every position in the institution. While no one's really thought about it yet, it's definitely one of Snappy Acres' many mysteries.

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